GAZIOW
Gary make sure those permits Charlie is sending haven’t got too many staple holes in them !! also I heard it was a dachsund not a goat I wondered how he could stoop so low 
Richard
MaggieD. I don’t know how you heard about the hound.As to stooping low,I’ve suffered with a bad back ever since.I suppose It will be quicker to send the permits directly to you.You can then fill them in yourself and make a bit extra .Kindest Regards Charlie. 
Phew Charlie thanks a lot mate. I would never mention ‘the goat’ as
I know it was a one off fuelled by strong drink.
Kind Regards GAZ
PS Rich receipts are on the way
Actually Gary I got quite attached to that goat.She had lovely eyes.Regards Charlie.
Great banter on here lads, loving it.
On a more serious and up to date topic, one of tranihts lorries
passed me on the M3 on Thursday evening going northbound.
I was on a mission and could,nt stop but i was told by another driver
that when said lorry pulled into Fleet services the driver was close
to tears and was begging for money cos his boss could,nt pay him til he found his wallet.
Charlie One
I think Richard is confusing you with me and an old dog in Saulieu
Regards GAZ
This is now getting serious.I’m starting to get worried about the situation re Ians ■■■■■.The zip is seized up with rust.I’ve just received my Winter Fuel allowance and I’m prepared to put it up so this poor downhearted driver can get his starving wife and family a little cheer for Christmas.I just hope there are a few more Christian lads out there who can do the same as me. Bonne Weekend to you all
Charlie, you put me to shame so I would like to donate 500 Kensitas
coupons a jamboree bag and a can of wd40.
GAZ
I,ve got a couple of Pot Noodles
See I havnt even gone in to hospital yet and people are making up stories about me.The Mont Cenis transit tax never went into my pocket it was used to support the Hampshire thatchers association whom I have been a lifetime contributor to and a very worthy cause it is too.
Gaz I will gladly take the kensitas coupons of your hands as I have been hanging own to some of me own so I can get me younguns a decent pair of shoes which will be the first new item I have ever been able to buy them.
Charlie with ref to the Goat in Russi did she (i presume we are talking she) have a sister who was a llama in Vignola only Richard Goodchild and I paid good money for something that only had one eye and used to spit.
Just in case I dont survive next week could someone have a cardboard tombstone made with Sorry lads I did take your money but allways with a smile 
Mappo the vehicle you saw at fleet with the driver in tears was in fact my son,now he is working what I expalined to him was an apprenticeship he has now served approx two years of this and when completed he will as I told him earn in excess of 4 shillings and eleven pence per hour,I dont know why he keeps bursting into tears I think that comes from his mother 
Ian are you mad.? 4/11d per hour.That is crazy money.Keep on like this and you could be going bankrupt.You are too soft with that boy.Mark my words well.He will start taking advantage of you.Oh well.Blood is thicker than water.Re hospital. Keep us posted hey.I do have a second hand coffin in my garage.It belonged to my ex Mother in law.Only used once.Never raced or rallyed.My very best wishes mate.Charlie
Charlie ref the coffin can you do 10% down and the rest over 5 years
traniht:
Charlie ref the coffin can you do 10% down and the rest over 5 years
I was always a pushover.Sounds good to me.Thats a deal.
Traniht
They say the Devil looks after his own, so you should be fine Ian!
That aside all the very best mate 
Regards GAZ
Traniht
Ian, it’s ok for Charlie he gets his winter fuel allowance,only because the bird with one eye who spits works in the commercial road Portsmouth claims office,and see’s him alright,well half right,and GazIOW with his Kensitas coupons,I thought they were Benson &Hedges that’s what the DKV receipt he gave me says !! I myself have posted a 10,000 lira phone card to you so you can keep in touch with your loved ones from Southampton General,the corner has been cut off but I’m sure it will still work.
With reference to the Cenis transit tax I am still looking for repayment,and to assist me I have contacted the 3 Rossi Brothers from Salerno, they will visit you at hospital,so you recognize them I have attache a picture below.
In anticipation Richard
ps. Angela and I wish you all the best for your visit to the General
Dont like the look of the men in suits to the left!
The other bloke looks like he’s at the bowling alley!
MaggieD: The brass content of gettoni’s is worth summat, pass 'em on.
Best wishes Ian, don’t be too long in there, your glass is empty and your vino bottle on the wall, with your name on it ( the one you didn’t want me to throw away after your last meal, I had to put your name on it) is draining rapidly!
Dear God man.That ginger headed one with the ■■■ in his hand is one shifty looking individual eh? Thought I saw him on Police Five a while ago.I bet he doesn’t look like that now 
Looks like he carries a blade.If only to put in his razor.Sorry Gary,only jesting.I know how touchy you are.
tranihit
knowing that it,s your son that drives for you i will buy
him a cuppa next time i see him, though if you,re paying
him that much perhaps he,ll get,em in. Like you always did.
On a serious note, good luck in hospital Ian.
Maggie D
Re the photo, i recognise a young Gary and a suited El Longo,
but who,s the good looking fella sat down ?
MaggieD[/
Morning Rich,
I,m in the office with my gov,nor Ken Jackson and he said to say hello
to you and Angie