I seem to be getting a lot of flack lately
For the standard of my posting , which is
Causing me sleepless night with the obvious
Deteriation in my health
The facts are as I’ve stated on many
Occasions I am on moderation for life
( no parole ) , so all my post have to be
Approved by the moderation team ( great guys )
& as Dennis would often remind me , 99 % of my
Posts go in the random crap bin .
So any posts that appear on this forum
Have been approved as of the required standard
By the moderation team
So if you’ve concerns about the suitability of
My poststo appear on this forum , you need
To raise that with the moderation team &
Not me , ta
The required standard is not to be racist, overly rude to.people.
However,you can post completely stupid drivel if you want.
I can assure you mod approval only indicates that you havent broken any rules, not that we think your posts are interesting/exciting/relevant.
dozy:
I seem to be getting a lot of flack lately
For the standard of my posting , which is
Causing me sleepless night with the obvious
Deteriation in my health
The facts are as I’ve stated on many
Occasions I am on moderation for life
( no parole ) , so all my post have to be
Approved by the moderation team ( great guys )
& as Dennis would often remind me , 99 % of my
Posts go in the random crap bin .
So any posts that appear on this forum
Have been approved as of the required standard
By the moderation team
So if you’ve concerns about the suitability of
My poststo appear on this forum , you need
To raise that with the moderation team &
Not me , ta
I just don’t know how you keep thinking these posts up, I have to congratulate you. But i’m not going to tell you to keep it up 
Am I the only
One to think that
Dozy’s new writing style
Mimicks his thought
Process?
albion:
However,you can post completely stupid drivel if you want.
Ding ding ding…
We have a winner!
yourhavingalarf:
albion:
However,you can post completely stupid drivel if you want.Ding ding ding…
We have a winner!
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
+1
classic reply…touche. 
the nodding donkey:
Am I the only
One to think that
Dozy’s new writing style
Mimicks his thought
Process?
Priceless! I actually read that in the style of a village idiot too.
the maoster:
the nodding donkey:
Am I the only
One to think that
Dozy’s new writing style
Mimicks his thought
Process?
No change there then, your both from the same Manor…
Tea when I see you next.
biggriffin:
Tea when I see you next.
■■■■■■■■ to you my friend. I’m shunting next week so if you fancy getting in and out in the same day it’ll be you buying the brews!
the maoster:
biggriffin:
Tea when I see you next.■■■■■■■■ to you my friend. I’m shunting next week so if you fancy getting in and out in the same day it’ll be you buying the brews!
I think that can be arranged,might even have some biccys.
albion:
However,you can post completely stupid drivel if you want.
Just look at what I get away with.
Conor:
albion:
However,you can post completely stupid drivel if you want.Just look at what I get away with.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
you only get away with it when we are distracted elsewhere reading dozy and jts style drivvle…we all have our eye on you so we can pounce at a moments notice…
I may have Sussed out what Dozy’s gonna be up to during the impending sabbatical known as the “bleak season” at the Logistics People.
As I’m sure they are performing a version of “Snow White and the Severn Dwarfs” at the theatre in Grantham this Christmas.
All together now …
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho,
it’s off to Stobarts we go,
Though I think the “shovel and a pick” in the song will be replaced with an orange and a ginsters
In the laughable world of Dozy the end may be nigh , if Wincanton take over!
It will be red and green no more…
I
Can’t
Help
But
Wonder
If
Dozy
Has
Taken
To
Posting
While
Holding
His
Phone
Vertically
Like
Those
Who
Film
Thoze
Annoying
Videos
On
YouTube…
the nodding donkey:
Am I the only
One to think that
Dozy’s new writing style
Mimicks his thought
Process?
No
Not
Really
!!!
At a guess I think our Dozy drives wearing a hi-viz jacket or like the thick XPO driver in Gloucester services shop , wearing a hi-viz while wearing your typical agency drivers Bluey Toothy ear piece while shopping .Edit : Too lazy to take your grubby hi-viz off .
ytrehodluap:
I
Can’t
Help
But
Wonder
If
Dozy
Has
Taken
To
Posting
While
Holding
His
Phone
Vertically
Like
Those
Who
Film
Thoze
Annoying
Videos
On
YouTube…
Over the…
Years, his writing style has changed a great deal.
It’s almost as if different people were doing it for him.
It might just depend on how thick his mittens are☺
peirre:
I may have Sussed out what Dozy’s gonna be up to during the impending sabbatical known as the “bleak season” at the Logistics People.
As I’m sure they are performing a version of “Snow White and the Severn Dwarfs” at the theatre in Grantham this Christmas.All together now …
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho
Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, heigh-ho,
it’s off to Stobarts we go,Though I think the “shovel and a pick” in the song will be replaced with an orange and a ginsters
