A lorry driver goes on a date with a girl and afterwards, they go back to her parents place. They’re just beginning to have ■■■ on the sofa when he feels the cold steel of a gun barrel on his neck. Before he can turn round, her father says “If your a real lorry driver, you’ll be able to back out of there with a full load!!”
Wakey Wakey… 
Lorry driver on a date. Well we know it wasn’t Carryfast lol
kr79:
Lorry driver on a date. Well we know it wasn’t Carryfast lol
But just picture the scene if it was.She’d be 16-20 and looks like Lauren in East Enders and I’d say to her dad I’ll just take my chances that he won’t pull the trigger and if he does what a way to go. 
I’ve read that joke already on another thread…
Geoffo:
I’ve read that joke already on another thread…
It was mine Geoffo