A bloke goes into the hospital to visit his wife who is in a coma.The nurse tells him that when she was giving her a bed bath his wife reacted when she was washing her down below.She tells the man if i leave the room and you was to have oral ■■■ your wife may come out of her coma.So the nurse leaves the room telling him she would return in ten minutes.When she returns all the monitors are flashing and alarms are ringing.What happened she said, and the husband replied I think she choked.
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