Winseer:
This agency advertised PERMAMENT jobs on job centre website yesterday at £550 per week plus o/t, n/o, so I e-mailed and got this back

Alert Professionals
Thank you for your enquiry regarding LGV driving work.
I would be grateful if you could please complete the attached forms, and either email them back to myself or, send them by post. If you haven’t already done so could you also please send me copies of your driving license, digi tacho card, ADR (if you have one) and your passport or, proof of address and national insurance.
What? So I can have my ID stolen? Where’s the address of your firm? The directors? Their landline geographic phone number?
The address is on the email at the bottom with the landline number!!!
I would also ask if you could please ring DVLA on 09061 393 837 and leave permission for Alert Professional to carry out a license check.
This costs £1.50 a minute! Even basic agencies make that call themselves when you turn up to sign up. DON’T pay their overheads for them! If you leave “power of attourney” type permission (not even sure if you can do this?!) then you are wide open to everyone and his dog being able to poll your DVLA details without further ado.
Permission only last for 7 days only allows you to check if a license is valid, if there is any restrictions on the license and wether there is points on the license. If people wish to travel from far a field to our office we will happily make the call whislt they are here.
Alert Professional is a professional recruitment department run by drivers who all have over 10 years experience on the road. You will have support from our experienced team leaders 24/7 to help you with any problems you may encounter.
Are they? Let’s have some names of these 20+ years experience paragons of the highway then… Or are they actually drivers that failed some test along the way, lost their licences, or perhaps non-existant in the first place?
All the team leaders at Alert still drive HGV’s on a weekly basis and are always available to any of our driver 24/7 to help them with any problems. If you want some names Chris Roe MD gained his HGV license in 1978, Paul Archer (Team Leader) gained his HGV license in 1979 John Craib (Team Leader) gained his HGV License in 1986 James Cross (Recuritment) gained his HGV License in 2001
At Alert you will never be asked to do anything illegal and in return we ask you to do the same.
You’ll be expected to act illegal on your own initiative, but we’ll drop you if you don’t take the hints!
Anyone asked to do anything illegal by a client is instructed NOT to do it and contact there team leader who will resolve the issue to make sure any driver is not put at risk
All loads must be secure.
All your wages are secure in our bank accounts. We might pay you the promised rates & hours one day, we might not.
Alert Professional HAS NEVER FAILED TO PAY A DRIVER ON TIME!
We also ask you to never speed or do more than 50mph on the motorway.
Either we’ve only got supermarket work, or another haulier being limited & isotracked @ 56mph will have you shown the door if you start ■■■■■■■ around doing 50 all the time!
All our clients are aware our drivers only do 50mph on the motorway and are happy for them to do so as it saves on fuel and keeps the drivers relaxed reducing driver fatiuge and incidents. We dont all want to drive around like nutters all day
For anyone who goes tramping or has the odd night out we also require you to park in a secure location and not lay-bys as your safety is of the utmost importance to us.
We won’t be paying for your overnight fees though.
All over night parking expenses are always paid back to the driver including meal
All our drivers’ are OCRS (operators risk score complaint) and as such we run regular Driver CPC course on OCRS which counts as 14 hours towards your Driver CPC which we will require you to attend if you decide you wish to work with us. This is a 2 day course which is run at a total cost of £77.50 including VAT and upload fee’s.

Dangle dangle (but not dingledangle!) all carrot and it might as well be pie in the sky on the far side of the moon. My ■■■■■ are worth £77.50 plus vat but you’d be mugs to pay to sniff at it!
We’d love to be able to provide all training for free however venue’s cost money to hire and instructors need to be paid and £77.50 for 2 days of driver CPC traing including VAT and upload fee is very reasonable unless you’d prefer to go on a course for hundreds a day. Our course has just been audited by the JAUPT and recieved an excellent report.
The next course is being run on the 22nd and 23rd at our office in Leicester the address is below. Priority for work will be given to those who have completed their OCRS training.

meaning you’ll be one of those that didn’t commit enough money to be passed.
Driver CPC isnt a pass fail!!!
If you have any further questions please feel free to contact any of the team here at Alert Professional.
Names? Addresses? Phone numbers?
“Bob” at “the depot” at 07785 xxxxxx just jolly well won’t do!
Phone number is on the email with the address and any of the team here will happily talk to you and give you there name!!
Why do I smell a con■■?