I threw a banana skin out of the window while being overtaken last night and it got me thinking.
How much better would this job be if we could summon a bolt of lightning to hit the other vehicles on the road and turn them all small and slow? What tremendous fun could be had if we all had two or three shells orbiting our vehicles that we could fire at other road users to spin them out and temporarily disable them? The M62 could be called Rainbow Road and the M25 Toad’s Turnpike. We could have mushrooms that give you a burst of speed scattered on the road and occasionally a mole could pop up to ■■■■ you up.
id settle for laser guided missiles that i could control with atouchpad on the steering wheel. obviously i would only be able to knock things out of the way. wouldn’t want anyone killed.
I’d like to be able to make cars stall at traffic lights especially the ones which get in the wrong lane just to get in front of an artic. Also these flash cars that get up the ■■■ of other cars and try to intimidate them into going faster I’d like them to conk out on the motorway with smoke coming from under the bonnett.
happysack:
id settle for laser guided missiles that i could control with atouchpad on the steering wheel. obviously i would only be able to knock things out of the way. wouldn’t want anyone killed.
SmashedCrabFace:
I threw a banana skin out of the window while being overtaken last night and it got me thinking.
How much better would this job be if we could summon a bolt of lightning to hit the other vehicles on the road and turn them all small and slow? What tremendous fun could be had if we all had two or three shells orbiting our vehicles that we could fire at other road users to spin them out and temporarily disable them? The M62 could be called Rainbow Road and the M25 Toad’s Turnpike. We could have mushrooms that give you a burst of speed scattered on the road and occasionally a mole could pop up to [zb] you up.
SmashedCrabFace:
I threw a banana skin out of the window while being overtaken last night and it got me thinking.
How much better would this job be if we could summon a bolt of lightning to hit the other vehicles on the road and turn them all small and slow? What tremendous fun could be had if we all had two or three shells orbiting our vehicles that we could fire at other road users to spin them out and temporarily disable them? The M62 could be called Rainbow Road and the M25 Toad’s Turnpike. We could have mushrooms that give you a burst of speed scattered on the road and occasionally a mole could pop up to [zb] you up.
I think you already found the mushrooms…
+1 but still a quality read on a lonely friday night away from home lol
Can’t believe nobody got it. I feel like I’m stuck in a room that stinks of ■■■■ and ■■■■ with a bunch of old truckers, much like I actually am most nights.
First person to name the artist and track wins 100 SCF points and the opportunity to try out for my gang. I had to change a naughty word in the song to black gentlemen, ya get me?
Things just ain’t the same for gangstas. Times is changing, young black gentlemen is aging, Becoming old gees in the game and changing, To make way for these new names and faces, but The strangest things can happen from rappin, when Black gentlemen get wrapped up in image and acting, Black gentlemen get capped up and wrapped in plastic, Zipped up in bags when it happens, that’s it. I’ve seen 'em come; I’ve watched 'em go, Watched 'em rise, witnessed it and watched 'em blow. Watched 'em all blossom and watched 'em grow. Watched the lawsuits when they lost the dough. Best friends and money: I lost them both. Went, visited black gentlemen in the hospital. It’s all the same ■■■ all across the globe. I just sit back and watch the show.
Can’t believe nobody got it. I feel like I’m stuck in a room that stinks of ■■■■ and ■■■■ with a bunch of old truckers, much like I actually am most nights.
First person to name the artist and track wins 100 SCF points and the opportunity to try out for my gang. I had to change a naughty word in the song to black gentlemen, ya get me?
Things just ain’t the same for gangstas. Times is changing, young black gentlemen is aging, Becoming old gees in the game and changing, To make way for these new names and faces, but The strangest things can happen from rappin, when Black gentlemen get wrapped up in image and acting, Black gentlemen get capped up and wrapped in plastic, Zipped up in bags when it happens, that’s it. I’ve seen 'em come; I’ve watched 'em go, Watched 'em rise, witnessed it and watched 'em blow. Watched 'em all blossom and watched 'em grow. Watched the lawsuits when they lost the dough. Best friends and money: I lost them both. Went, visited black gentlemen in the hospital. It’s all the same ■■■ all across the globe. I just sit back and watch the show.[/quote
Time to lay down in your darkened room again SCF,knock one off over your girlfriend,then awake and wonder why wet birds don’t fly at night Madder than a bag of snakes
Madder than a bag of snakes 