Toby is just doing some trolling and likes to gibber utter pish.
My name plate says " Terrible Tiny Toby got in to a titter on the way to Tobeymorey ".
IMHO the worst on that Road doing the dodgey overtakes ain’t the NI fridge boys but the Scots timber hauliers!!![emoji52]
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merc0447:
Right Toby I’m going to prove to you how much [zb] you talk on here. Now I’ve got a brilliant memory for useless pish. And I know this is at least the 4/5 thread I’ve seen you make about the A75 over the years.Now a quick search you hate the road
viewtopic.php?f=2&t=97211&p=1425652&hilit=+Dumfries#p1425652
Another quick search and it’s now one of your favourite roads
viewtopic.php?f=2&t=119270&p=1844204&hilit=+Dumfries#p1844204
Good work ,are you undercover in CSI trucknet ?
Big Truck:
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Colin_scottish:
Toby is just doing some trolling and likes to gibber utter pish.
He’s worse than immigrant
happysack:
Big Truck:
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You switched to the round timber from the Chipliner/WF work??[emoji52]
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Big Truck:
happysack:
Big Truck:
IMHO the worst on that Road doing the dodgey overtakes ain’t the NI fridge boys but the Scots timber hauliers!!![emoji52]Sent from my SM-J500FN using Tapatalk
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You switched to the round timber from the Chipliner/WF work??[emoji52]
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About 2 years ago!
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Norfolkinclue1:
Hilarious thread, it’s like a gay bar crashing into a Convoy reunion.Bunch of halfwit ferry chasers being treated like little biatches for a crap day rate so they need to “drive” like bell ends to earn the next 90 euros.
Proper heroes…Ohi for a Scania and a spare card then I can be a proper driver too…dicks.
Tesco trolley dolley… ■■■■
Really. Someone whos day is planned to drive within the speed limits and not have to tear ■■■ about whilst also on a decent wage is the ■■■■. Over some chav in a scrapia who can only make a living wage by driving like a ■■■■ on max hours every week. 
Do the tang wave and wear a chequered shirt and the essential shoes for Euro tramping are dealer boots.
m_attt:
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Norfolkinclue1:
Hilarious thread, it’s like a gay bar crashing into a Convoy reunion.Bunch of halfwit ferry chasers being treated like little biatches for a crap day rate so they need to “drive” like bell ends to earn the next 90 euros.
Proper heroes…Ohi for a Scania and a spare card then I can be a proper driver too…dicks.
Tesco trolley dolley… ■■■■
Really. Someone whos day is planned to drive within the speed limits and not have to tear ■■■ about whilst also on a decent wage is the ■■■■. Over some chav in a scrapia who can only make a living wage by driving like a [zb] on max hours every week.
Hmm, let me think about it. Someone who’s day is planned for them, told which route to take, even told how to reverse on to the loading bay at the store. Unable to deviate from that route or get a phone call from a spotty kid asking if they’ve dared think for themselves. Afraid to give a bit of acceleration in the poverty spec Axor incase it affects their score on the fleet board or whatever its called. Crawling around at a snails pace annoying everyone else to drag another hour out of the job and to avoid having to explain a mind blowing 32mph in a 30 zone to the same spotty kid in debrief or whatever corporate bs they call it. All the while trying to convince myself that being a trolley dolley is a good job and I prefer driving an Axor to a Scania because at the end of the day a truck is just a tool for the job and I have no interest in trucks or the job, yet in my spare time come on trucknet. Erm no thanks, I’d rather get my prostate examined by captain hook. I’ll stick to my Scania thanks
volvo2:
tommyboy1289:
Funnily enough I come off the boat into stranraer at 6am the other friday, landed similar time to P&O, I wasn’t rushing to get back but wasn’t exactly going slow, everyone was in a mad rush, I thought exactly the same as you, but hey ho I didn’t start a thread on trucknet about it I just got on with lifeStranraer port cllosed a good few years ago It is Cairnryan now so I would be interested to know what boat you came into Stranraer on Just curious
You know what I meant geography ain’t my strong point haha
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m_attt:
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Norfolkinclue1:
Hilarious thread, it’s like a gay bar crashing into a Convoy reunion.Bunch of halfwit ferry chasers being treated like little biatches for a crap day rate so they need to “drive” like bell ends to earn the next 90 euros.
Proper heroes…Ohi for a Scania and a spare card then I can be a proper driver too…dicks.
Tesco trolley dolley… ■■■■
Really. Someone whos day is planned to drive within the speed limits and not have to tear ■■■ about whilst also on a decent wage is the ■■■■. Over some chav in a scrapia who can only make a living wage by driving like a [zb] on max hours every week.
Hmm, let me think about it. Someone who’s day is planned for them, told which route to take, even told how to reverse on to the loading bay at the store. Unable to deviate from that route or get a phone call from a spotty kid asking if they’ve dared think for themselves. Afraid to give a bit of acceleration in the poverty spec Axor incase it affects their score on the fleet board or whatever its called. Crawling around at a snails pace annoying everyone else to drag another hour out of the job and to avoid having to explain a mind blowing 32mph in a 30 zone to the same spotty kid in debrief or whatever corporate bs they call it. All the while trying to convince myself that being a trolley dolley is a good job and I prefer driving an Axor to a Scania because at the end of the day a truck is just a tool for the job and I have no interest in trucks or the job, yet in my spare time come on trucknet. Erm no thanks, I’d rather get my prostate examined by captain hook. I’ll stick to my Scania thanks
We were talking about this subject the other day. I work for a supermarket, where we drive Scania’s! (can you feel my excitement at that?) & it would appear that the majority of driver job applicants are from Desperado types like yourself & some others on here, who would love to get a ‘proper’ job where they don’t have to race about like idiots for thankless bosses & risk their licences into the bargain whilst pretending to enjoy being taken as a mug!
I’ll stick to the trolley dolly job with the clean work & the good wages, plus being in my own bed every night. The bell-end ferry chasers are welcome to that lark. 
Jaysus I hate that road.
Hope I never see it again in my whole life!!
I use to lose the will to live when told go ott when you were passing all the roads that take you to the middle boats.
Use to know it very well though,just forget what my record accross it was. 
We were talking about this subject the other day. I work for a supermarket, where we drive Scania’s! (can you feel my excitement at that?) & it would appear that the majority of driver job applicants are from Desperado types like yourself & some others on here, who would love to get a ‘proper’ job where they don’t have to race about like idiots for thankless bosses & risk their licences into the bargain whilst pretending to enjoy being taken as a mug!
I’ll stick to the trolley dolly job with the clean work & the good wages, plus being in my own bed every night. The bell-end ferry chasers are welcome to that lark.
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If Asda Grangemouth does it for you then fill your boots, each to their own. I’ve got clean work, good wages but above all left to it and allowed to think for myself. Not in my own bed at night anymore, gone back tramping but that’s by choice
That was nearly a good guess, but it’s Asda’s Falkirk depot I work at.
We’re left to get on with it too, not once in all my time there, has the phone rang. The shop cards (with the directions etc on them) are for use by anyone who hasn’t delivered to a particular store, they’re not a ‘set in stone’ set of instructions which must be obeyed!
I’m pretty sure if you’re sent somewhere you’ve never been before, you’ll look at a map…what’s the difference??
It’s probably the most laid back, relaxed job I’v had, we (& the Tesco fella) don’t charge about, simply because we don’t have to!
The spotty kid thing always makes me laugh. Not seen one yet! see transport for about 2 mins while im getting the paperwork again. Never hear from them on road not once or questioned when i took a better route. Dont drive an axor an my limiter is 56. Couldnt give a ■■■■ about fleetboad score an never been pulled up on it. Also most shifts have a 4+ hour drive an one drop. So spend most of the shift driving without having to tearass about watching the clock.
Each to their on on scrapia. Horrible things to drive.
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Terry T:
toby1234abc:
What is it with Irish registered trucks overtaking on blind bends and in to oncoming traffic forcing them to take evasive action.The Irish are not exactly famous for being clever. Not sure what else you expect from them
Let me tell you this Mr Terry we Irish are smarter than the English Scots or Welsh in fact smarter than most of the world. I do not take kindly to that remark. Now I am giving you the benefit of the doubt THIS TIME only a not very smart person would make an assumption like that. Your village maybe is missing you
What a pity your ability to take a joke or recognise when you’re having your chain yanked doesn’t match up to your superior intellect 
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Norfolkinclue1:
Hilarious thread, it’s like a gay bar crashing into a Convoy reunion.Bunch of halfwit ferry chasers being treated like little biatches for a crap day rate so they need to “drive” like bell ends to earn the next 90 euros.
Proper heroes…Ohi for a Scania and a spare card then I can be a proper driver too…dicks.
Tesco trolley dolley… ■■■■
Ha ha, never done trolley work in my life and never would, but thanks anyway.
Afraid I never get put under pressure, what doesn’t get done today will get done tomorrow, and I cannot remember the last time the office rang to check up on me.
Oh and I’m salaried 45hr with overtime if needed but I’ve never managed more than 5 in a week, no weekends, night out if I want to in case the traffic was crap and so I don’t end up reducing ( still think reducing should only be allowed if you are nighting out ) which to me is a chance for a box set and a cheeky dirty KFC.
So no, not a trolley dolley, just a regular driver doing a regular job on a nice decent wage with a view on numpties.
If you fancy driving like an idiot so someone else can pay for their Range Rover while you pay the fines and take the risk then good on you, as I said, I’m sure you think you’re kings of the road, in reality your scum, scum that gives the rest a bad name.
Not that you’re bothered though, why would you be when you still haven’t realised that your being treated worse than a Stobarts driver…can’t see the wood for the frilly curtains I guess…
Norfolkinclue1:
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Norfolkinclue1:
Hilarious thread, it’s like a gay bar crashing into a Convoy reunion.Bunch of halfwit ferry chasers being treated like little biatches for a crap day rate so they need to “drive” like bell ends to earn the next 90 euros.
Proper heroes…Ohi for a Scania and a spare card then I can be a proper driver too…dicks.
Tesco trolley dolley… ■■■■
Ha ha, never done trolley work in my life and never would, but thanks anyway.
Afraid I never get put under pressure, what doesn’t get done today will get done tomorrow, and I cannot remember the last time the office rang to check up on me.
Oh and I’m salaried 45hr with overtime if needed but I’ve never managed more than 5 in a week, no weekends, night out if I want to in case the traffic was crap and so I don’t end up reducing ( still think reducing should only be allowed if you are nighting out ) which to me is a chance for a box set and a cheeky dirty KFC.
So no, not a trolley dolley, just a regular driver doing a regular job on a nice decent wage with a view on numpties.
If you fancy driving like an idiot so someone else can pay for their Range Rover while you pay the fines and take the risk then good on you, as I said, I’m sure you think you’re kings of the road, in reality your scum, scum that gives the rest a bad name.
Not that you’re bothered though, why would you be when you still haven’t realised that your being treated worse than a Stobarts driver…can’t see the wood for the frilly curtains I guess…
Yawn yawn ■■■■■■■ yawn.