5 Word Story

I aint buying any more

of that Aldi chicken soup

Suedehead:
of that Aldi chicken soup

It brings me out in

an exited . . .neh . . rampant feeling

Suedehead:
an exited . . .neh . . rampant feeling

Attention all chickens, watch out

There"s a Humphrey about thats

myself, oakey, jammymutt and bikemonkey.

who are going to screw

the top off a bottle

of beer for a swig

to relieve the stress of

the purple monkey who was

sat in his cab strumming

a tune on his banjo

but not talking about condoms

was the title and then

being ■■■■■■■■ opressed he thought

he’d take a walk to

see a fat lady upon

who he would give her