5 signs that you may be Taliban

OUT OF HOURS BULLY'S TRUCKSTOP BAR (INTERACTIVE)
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  1. You have more wives than teeth. 2) You own a $5000 rocket launcher, but can`t afford shoes. 3) You think vests come in 2 styles - bulletproof & suicide. 4) You have a moral objection to beer, but you refine heroin. 5) You consider bacon unclean, but wipe your arse with your bare hand.
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  1. You have more wives than teeth. 2) You own a $5000 rocket launcher, but can`t afford shoes. 3) You think vests come in 2 styles - bulletproof & suicide. 4) You have a moral objection to beer, but you refine heroin. 5) You consider bacon unclean, but wipe your arse with your bare hand.

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