It all depends if you believe it mate…personally I dont…neither does ‘the judge’ I reckon.
And if it got to the stage so serious that a judge was involved (has it already got to that stage btw and you aint telling us?) I reckon he would laugh your defence out of court.
Nah I reckon he’d just carry on laughing.
Because on a M’way it is,.. essentially…unless specified or in an emergency.
That is what I am going to carry on believing anyhoo.