NORTH- Fort william
WEST- Cork ireland
EAST- Dortmund Germany
SOUTH- Gibralter,Jerez,Chipiona Fuengirola EL Ejido area a few times.
baby seal:
North - Cambridge
East - Romford
South - Elephant and Castle
West - Park Royal
always 1 showoff 
The shocking thing is that it’s genuine. I now work for a large stationery company and control about a thousand multi drop van deliveries a day in London. I’ve gone from artic work throughout the UK and regular France, Germany and Spain to never doing more than 25 miles a day in a van a couple of days a week. Five ton Sprinters though so still need an O Licence and therefore a TM and drivers moaning that they only deliver to one side of the road and not the other, true I promise!
North- Aberdeen
South- Pisa
West-Cardiff
East-Kuwait i flew out there to drive so not sure if it counts!!! 
I worked for a company from Rochdale for 3 months last year,
N. Preston.
S. London
E. Never made it
W. Swansea
But I did fly over from Malaysia for the chance to visit these exotic destinations and
now Im back in the sunshine again. 