he might just have had some traces left from the previous weekends binge?
if he works for coulthard ( mabey a subby) then he will prob be somewhat local,and theres not much goes on in twynholm on a saturday night.
they dont even have a set of traffic lights to watch when your ripped out of your ■■■■.
possibly because he might be born and bred in d&g ad was arrested in lancs,they might have just thought he was incoherent by his accent and lifted him anyway? 
dieseldog999:
he might just have had some traces left from the previous weekends binge?
if he works for coulthard ( mabey a subby) then he will prob be somewhat local,and theres not much goes on in twynholm on a saturday night.
they dont even have a set of traffic lights to watch when your ripped out of your ■■■■.
possibly because he might be born and bred in d&g ad was arrested in lancs,they might have just thought he was incoherent by his accent and lifted him anyway?
aye there s nothing quite like a Galloway accent …took a while to make out what my “lot” were saying on the holiday facetime frae minnigaff. 
ye ken like like.
dieseldog999:
he might just have had some traces left from the previous weekends binge?
if he works for coulthard ( mabey a subby) then he will prob be somewhat local,and theres not much goes on in twynholm on a saturday night.
they dont even have a set of traffic lights to watch when your ripped out of your ■■■■.
possibly because he might be born and bred in d&g ad was arrested in lancs,they might have just thought he was incoherent by his accent and lifted him anyway?
Well done Poirot, except HC have 3 depots outside of Twynholm. 
RoadsRat:
dieseldog999:
he might just have had some traces left from the previous weekends binge?
if he works for coulthard ( mabey a subby) then he will prob be somewhat local,and theres not much goes on in twynholm on a saturday night.
they dont even have a set of traffic lights to watch when your ripped out of your ■■■■.
possibly because he might be born and bred in d&g ad was arrested in lancs,they might have just thought he was incoherent by his accent and lifted him anyway?Well done Poirot, except HC have 3 depots outside of Twynholm.
Did they remove the sense of humour during training or was it missing at birth?
Night-and-day:
RoadsRat:
dieseldog999:
he might just have had some traces left from the previous weekends binge?
if he works for coulthard ( mabey a subby) then he will prob be somewhat local,and theres not much goes on in twynholm on a saturday night.
they dont even have a set of traffic lights to watch when your ripped out of your ■■■■.
possibly because he might be born and bred in d&g ad was arrested in lancs,they might have just thought he was incoherent by his accent and lifted him anyway?Well done Poirot, except HC have 3 depots outside of Twynholm.
Did they remove the sense of humour during training or was it missing at birth?
Which part was humorous? 
RoadsRat:
Night-and-day:
RoadsRat:
dieseldog999:
he might just have had some traces left from the previous weekends binge?
if he works for coulthard ( mabey a subby) then he will prob be somewhat local,and theres not much goes on in twynholm on a saturday night.
they dont even have a set of traffic lights to watch when your ripped out of your ■■■■.
possibly because he might be born and bred in d&g ad was arrested in lancs,they might have just thought he was incoherent by his accent and lifted him anyway?Well done Poirot, except HC have 3 depots outside of Twynholm.
Did they remove the sense of humour during training or was it missing at birth?
Which part was humorous?
^^^^^^^^^
i think the previous poster was referring to your entire outlook and existance on this planet,but you will never be able to comprehend this reasoning being as you are.
you seem to have the same sense of logic,perspective and reasoning as the majoroty of plod when theyre waffling on to you about road safety and the like.
anytime im hearing it then i cant comprehend the fact that they might just believe the utter pish they are spouting.
dieseldog999:
^^^^^^^^^
i think the previous poster was referring to your entire outlook and existance on this planet,but you will never be able to comprehend this reasoning being as you are.
you seem to have the same sense of logic,perspective and reasoning as the majoroty of plod when theyre waffling on to you about road safety and the like.
anytime im hearing it then i cant comprehend the fact that they might just believe the utter pish they are spouting.
No, he said your post had humour in it. I was just querying which part of your post earlier was humorous.
As we’ve never met, you’re a very poor judge of character.
BossHogg on here can tell you exactly what I’m like if you are lucky enough to know me. 
RoadsRat:
dieseldog999:
^^^^^^^^^
i think the previous poster was referring to your entire outlook and existance on this planet,but you will never be able to comprehend this reasoning being as you are.
you seem to have the same sense of logic,perspective and reasoning as the majoroty of plod when theyre waffling on to you about road safety and the like.
anytime im hearing it then i cant comprehend the fact that they might just believe the utter pish they are spouting.No, he said your post had humour in it. I was just querying which part of your post earlier was humorous.
As we’ve never met, you’re a very poor judge of character.
BossHogg on here can tell you exactly what I’m like if you are lucky enough to know me.
So Mr Rat, ■■■■■■■ eh?
We may even have met or at least crossed paths 
The git has tried to run me over twice - and missed! 
BossHogg:
The git has tried to run me over twice - and missed!
Now that IS funny !!
Regards. John.
robroy:
RoadsRat:
dieseldog999:
^^^^^^^^^
i think the previous poster was referring to your entire outlook and existance on this planet,but you will never be able to comprehend this reasoning being as you are.
you seem to have the same sense of logic,perspective and reasoning as the majoroty of plod when theyre waffling on to you about road safety and the like.
anytime im hearing it then i cant comprehend the fact that they might just believe the utter pish they are spouting.No, he said your post had humour in it. I was just querying which part of your post earlier was humorous.
As we’ve never met, you’re a very poor judge of character.
BossHogg on here can tell you exactly what I’m like if you are lucky enough to know me.
So Mr Rat, ■■■■■■■ eh?
We may even have met or at least crossed paths
No, not ■■■■■■■■ 
BossHogg:
The git has tried to run me over twice - and missed!
You say missed but I call it swerving out of the way. 
Have we had a name yet?
RoadsRat:
dieseldog999:
^^^^^^^^^
i think the previous poster was referring to your entire outlook and existance on this planet,but you will never be able to comprehend this reasoning being as you are.
you seem to have the same sense of logic,perspective and reasoning as the majoroty of plod when theyre waffling on to you about road safety and the like.
anytime im hearing it then i cant comprehend the fact that they might just believe the utter pish they are spouting.No, he said your post had humour in it. I was just querying which part of your post earlier was humorous.
As we’ve never met, you’re a very poor judge of character.
BossHogg on here can tell you exactly what I’m like if you are lucky enough to know me.
^^^^^^^^^^^
and theres me thinking he was commenting on your post which precedes his as he quoted it…regarding removing your sense of humour when you got you training.
id have thought it was de rigueur for anyone entering a job with the traffic to have their rectums to 6 ft stretched and any sense of perspective or sense of reality/humour removed forthwith.
perish the thought id want to interact socially with a taffic cop or womble,but each to their own.
dieseldog999:
RoadsRat:
dieseldog999:
^^^^^^^^^
i think the previous poster was referring to your entire outlook and existance on this planet,but you will never be able to comprehend this reasoning being as you are.
you seem to have the same sense of logic,perspective and reasoning as the majoroty of plod when theyre waffling on to you about road safety and the like.
anytime im hearing it then i cant comprehend the fact that they might just believe the utter pish they are spouting.No, he said your post had humour in it. I was just querying which part of your post earlier was humorous.
As we’ve never met, you’re a very poor judge of character.
BossHogg on here can tell you exactly what I’m like if you are lucky enough to know me.
^^^^^^^^^^^
and theres me thinking he was commenting on your post which precedes his as he quoted it…regarding removing your sense of humour when you got you training.
id have thought it was de rigueur for anyone entering a job with the traffic to have their rectums to 6 ft stretched and any sense of perspective or sense of reality/humour removed forthwith.
perish the thought id want to interact socially with a taffic cop or womble,but each to their own.
Could be worse I suppose and I was a fantasist truck driver. I have the same thoughts about interacting socially with them.
thats 2 snide comments about being a fantasist despite you not elabourating when you got asked the last time?
my world may well be poles apart from your beancounters occupational existance but because im not in your world wouldnt make me a fantasist?
reading your posts though then its like having a debate with a traffic cone so apart from passing the time,theres not much point when you cant educate pork.
plods are certainly indocrinated into a blinkered perspectivebut i always wonder if its brainwashing,do they just spout what they think their superiors want them to preach,or do they believe the mince they come out with…sadly we will nver know.?
dieseldog999:
thats 2 snide comments about being a fantasist despite you not elabourating when you got asked the last time?
my world may well be poles apart from your beancounters occupational existance but because im not in your world wouldnt make me a fantasist?
reading your posts though then its like having a debate with a traffic cone so apart from passing the time,theres not much point when you cant educate pork.
plods are certainly indocrinated into a blinkered perspectivebut i always wonder if its brainwashing,do they just spout what they think their superiors want them to preach,or do they believe the mince they come out with…sadly we will nver know.?
At least they don’t spout imaginary events that never happened or total cack 95% of the time, trying to impress a bunch of strangers on the internet.
RoadsRat:
dieseldog999:
thats 2 snide comments about being a fantasist despite you not elabourating when you got asked the last time?
my world may well be poles apart from your beancounters occupational existance but because im not in your world wouldnt make me a fantasist?
reading your posts though then its like having a debate with a traffic cone so apart from passing the time,theres not much point when you cant educate pork.
plods are certainly indocrinated into a blinkered perspectivebut i always wonder if its brainwashing,do they just spout what they think their superiors want them to preach,or do they believe the mince they come out with…sadly we will nver know.?At least they don’t spout imaginary events that never happened or total cack 95% of the time, trying to impress a bunch of strangers on the internet.
How do you know we are all strangers to each other? A very small minded comment.
Have you seen the size of a rat? Even the biggest have very small brains
CraigM:
Even the biggest have very small brains
Still makes me too intelligent to drive a truck.