OK so here it is, I flew through the 8hrs C training in December 2011 and passed first time. Still on a high I immediately booked an assessment drive on C+E which I did a couple of weeks ago and again they said, star pupil you will only need 8hrs to brush up so I booked the 2 x 4hr sessions for today and tomorrow with test on Friday.
Turned up at 6.45am for the 7am start and after brief intro with the instructor we went out to the vehicle. Now even at 7am in the cold and dark it didn’t take me long to see we were abut to unlock an Artic, which was a bit of a shock given the fact I did my assessment in a Wag & Drag and booked my training and test in a Wag & Drag
Anyway, after much apologising from the instructor and blaming it on the admin staff in the office we swapped onto a rigid and set about connecting it to the trailer. It was at this point that we realised whomever had used the trailer/rigid last had failed to put the leg handle back in. So we waited 10 mis for another rigid that had already left, to return with a handle and got the thing hooked up. We then found that whomever had done one with the leg handle had also failed to put the trailer reg plate back in the rigid so we were still unable to move
After much searching and further apology, my instructor who by this time was exhibiting the patience of a saint had arranged for the original rigid to return again, and swapped vehicles with the crew because that rigid actually had its trailer plate to hand.
So, despite a 7am start being booked we got out of the yard just before 8am and I thought I was settling in to it quite well. Until that is, I came to a roundabout and made my first of two schoolboy errors. I have no idea what I was thinking but for some inexplicable reason I chose to ASSUME the car on the roundabout that was not indicating was exiting at the junction prior to where I was joining. Needless to say as I set off he continued on around the roundabout and so I had cut him up… An instant fail had it been test day
No more than 30 minutes later, white van man comes up to a side road and joins the 2 lane single carriageway main road I am on, which has an active bus lane which I am fully aware of and staying out of. (you know where this is going don’t you) !! Sure enough, white van man then moves to the middle of the road, slams on and waits to turn right into the next junction on the right. Do I slow down and wait until he clears as I know full well I should do not a bit of it, I do a perfectly executed lane change with mirrors and everything and pass him on his nearside, straight into the bus lane and another fail if done on test day
What is it that makes us do these inexplicably stupid things
Oh well, tomorrow is another day and as they say, err, learn and move on
Mark.