muckles:
I think the ones that are serious about getting over are trying other port hoping that the driver using the port and security isn’t quite as aware.
The ones in Calais are far to busy watching Shakespeare Plays put on by some loveies who think that is the best way to “help” these people and also looking at wall art by Banksy. It seems every Arty type is traipsing to Calais to show their solidarity with them, I suppose it must give them extra kudos at their dinner parties.
“Yah! I went to the jungle in Calais, oh! the poverty, oh! the desperation”
“Oh you’re so brave Tarquin” what a journey all the way out of London to France by car "
“Well it was nothing really compared to what these people have endured, so I felt I had to do something, so we put on King Lear for them”.
“Oh! you’re so thoughtful”
“Oh Yah! and we’re thinking of going back and putting on a drama workshop”
Ok yah, yah, I remember saying to Larry…, dear dear Larry, every performance of the Scottish play is wondrously different do you not think.
He took a sip of his dubonnet while adjusting his cravat, and said.‘‘Oh yesss, absolutely dahling, absolutely’’ and you know, I remember thinking at the time as I was waiting to go on for act 2 of Henry the fifth, ‘‘A very prolific man was Larry.’’ it will stay with me for evermore.
‘‘How delightful dahling’’
Pretentious ■■■■
raymundo:
The comment made by someone that if they had been terrorists they could have blown the ship up while on the Humber causing widespread devastation … bloody good idea that is !
But when you look around the area I think that’s already been done …
Juddian:
Exalted company indeed, Lord Muckles has now been joined by HRH The Marquess Robroy of Linlithgow.
Who’ll be the first to curtsey and kiss the Thespian ring
It seems to be spreading,
Can’t wait to hear of the first RDC where the other drivers applause and praise each other when they get on a bay and demand and encore.
I can see it now
“Your reverse onto the bay was just divine darling”
“Thank you. but you’re too kind”
“Reminded me of Darling Johnny’s reverse at Tesco’s”
“Ah! Darling Johnny, now there was a driver, the pathos, the drama, every reverse was a classic.”
Juddian:
Exalted company indeed, Lord Muckles has now been joined by HRH The Marquess Robroy of Linlithgow.
Who’ll be the first to curtsey and kiss the Thespian ring
Juddian, How could you, and how dare you bring up that unfortunate episode in my life, I thought it was long gone and finished.
That was a long time ago now, 20yrs in fact, and I have never seen that thespian and his ring since.
As I explained at the time to that reporter, we had a spare 10 minutes between acts of a production of The Merchant of Venice at our amateur dramatics society, so we decided to limber up with some excercise, he suggested leap frog, and it was just unfortunate that his trousers happened to fall down as he bent over. As I went to leap I tripped and ended up bent over him, just as those other actors walked in on us.
I never thought I would ever have to explain that again, and I would thank you never ever to mention it again, as I have moved on with my life.
As for that thespian he never writes he never rings, but that’s life.
Think I’m starting to talk too much ■■■■■■■■ on here for the sake of it
I’m bored waiting for 8.50 to 9 hrs to click on so I can ■■■■ off home
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