1.000.000 driver were in a pub all drinking beer waiting for the footie, to start one when home so that left 999.999
follow on lads, lets see whose the last driver in the pub paying for the beer 
one more went home because he was on a promise so that left 999,998
the rest â– â– â– â– â– â– off cos tele license came ----the end
another left to go dogging that left 999,997
Another one when as he thinks this games is Boring 999,996
Another one decided to get out quick when he realised this is going to take a while.
That left 999,995.
I’m a ■■■■■■■■■and on hols for two weeks, so I’ll finish up.
Cheeeeeerz
The training brokers managed to fill all the £900 p/w jobs that they promised were available, that left 5.
I must be one of the 5 left and I am also banned from said pub so that now leaves 4 
Me and my 3 brothers are tight arses so we aint paying, we’re out of here! Game over!