What do you get up to on a night out?

OOer missus!!! . Dont mean anything like that, I mean recreationally, especially in these quiet times when you probably get longer than 11 or 9 off.

Like me tonight for instance parked up at 17.00 in Bicester for a 10 am collection in Bicester tomorrow, been for a mooch round the shopping centre, stocked up on provisions in Tesco, then back to cab to catch the England game. A couple of times last week I went to the pictures. I would love to get a universal gym pass that meant you could go to any gym in any town. I would also go swimming if I could swim, Trampings not just about sitting in your cab waiting for your time to be up. Enjoy it!!!

Personally I’m prone to affecting an Irish accent, wandering around lorry parks and begging for 5lts of fuel 'cos my card is broken/the pumps not working/I’ve been robbed. Then when some poor sap agrees to sell me a drop I turn up with my ■■■■■■ van, 200ltr tank and high speed pump.

Each to their own I suppose.

i sit in the cab and watch naughty movies in my high heels and a dead prozzie beside me… failing that a few beers walk around the town and people watch…

acceptme:
i sit in the cab and watch naughty movies in my high heels and a dead prozzie beside me.

Didnt think you were like that Joey

chat to her to be obeyed on internet then sleep lol

lol im not… they were dead before i found them honest

Take the dog for a long walk ( the furry kind) he’s been spending weeks out with me for the last eight years, great company and a good alarm system

Play with my electric blinds, plug my kettle in and watch the POS while it takes 2 hours to get to luke warm, Put the telly on for 5 mins until the arse in the reefer turns up and it goes into pure fuzz.

Wander for something to eat realise its all rubbish get back and microwave dinner for one. Move truck if possible away from refeer man find reasonable TV picture put on my Homer Simpson Pjams and fall asleep with appropriate amount of drool spilling from the corner of my mouth.

Get up and do it all again, different places same routine.

Unless Italy then I eat a great meal have a fantastic chat via pidgeon english and Italian, drink some nice vino colapso and sink into a nice bed!! sometimes not alone

I go home to the bossom of my family

I wish I had a Bossom as my family, I have to put up with the wife and kids!!

I used to find the nearest prostitute and kill her.

Me too Jammymutt, then that git Clarkson cornered the market.

He’s like the Bill Gates of serial killers.

Get parked up some where nice cook my tea get washed up and then get settled with the tv on then go to bed ready to do it all again.

jammymutt:
I used to find the nearest prostitute and kill her.

None left for me you GIT.

Now i look for lesbian dope heads on mopeds.

Well you’ve seen my post count, you work it out!

I bought myself a gym membership which works at any of their places nationwide, so if I’m anywhere near there I’ll go to the gym.

If not then probably whack a dvd on the laptop, have a spot of food, ■■■■■■■■■■ furiously and then sleep.

who do you drive for then scarab? (between ■■■■■■■■■■■■)

Right now, nobody mate!

You struggling to find work round here too? PM me is probably better, I might know of a few things depending on your license/experience.

Alex

I normally, knock up something for me tea, then go for a walk if theres anywhere nice to go for a nose round ,

if not its whack a dvd on the lap top, chat to the missus on the phone or read a book, then get my head down

I do a bit of moonlighting and I walk round the lorry park to see if anybody would like to buy the things i have on offer for xmas presents or general use, such as.

Water-proof towel
Solar powered torch
Powdered Water (Just add water)
Waterproof tea bag
Invisible curtains.
Glass Hammer…

just to name a few, trade is a bit slow but it’s bound to pick towards xmas.