pecjam23:
I do a bit of moonlighting and I walk round the lorry park to see if anybody would like to buy the things i have on offer for xmas presents or general use, such as.Water-proof towel
Solar powered torch
Powdered Water (Just add water)
Waterproof tea bag
Invisible curtains.
Glass Hammer…just to name a few, trade is a bit slow but it’s bound to pick towards xmas.
Haha that made me laugh 
i enjoy MYSELF in the day cus i dont do nights out
pecjam23,
I’ll have one of those waterproof tea bags off you.
Everytime I use the normal ones they go all soggy and I have to throw them away!
Alex
Usually its alcohol related jolly japery, leading to maximum naughtyness, resulting in a major bad head and a life time of regret. “Does this sound familiar to you Maoster”? as your one of the major reasons that I get into trouble…
You are young but you will learn grasshopper.
Why thank you Oh Great (Red) One… (p.s. last time I looked I was older than you, obviously I don’t look it)
I normally put on a silver thong ,stockings, sussies,and red high heels, go for a walkabout, then wait for the tv camera`s to arrive 
mmmmm you sound like my sort of guy
Now I can’t work out if its JB, or ■■■■■■ thats joking… I’m kind of hoping its both of them… but I fear not! 
well i dont joke ■■■■■■ by name and nature…but dont fear im only hear for the beer
Its bloody me! I`m scared now
I dont always dress in womens clothes honest. Sometimes i drink lots of this
And this
And when i get chance i check out the birds!
If you meet him when he is out and about he answers to the name of Sarah
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well i dont joke ■■■■■■ by name and nature…but dont fear im only hear for the beer
looks like jon has a mate.