Well we’re making some progress - so you agree they cant claim benefits themselves but no fear just get your mate to say 20 kids just arrived on a stork can i have child benefit please? Yeah, i think it might work im trying it myself tomorrow.
I can just picture Winseers man going down the dole office to claim. “Hello, I’ve got an illegal underage migrant in my house and I’d like to claim £15 a week child benefit for him please”. You know what the dole officer would do? He’d say “Wait there a minute pal”. Then he’d phone the police. Then you’d be arrested for people trafficking and a list of charges the length of your arm to do with underage kids. If you were lucky you might see daylight in ten years.
And as for the child benefit claim? Close but no cigar. You might get a Goblin Teasmaid at best.