I’ve been asked today to give a 4hr time window for my start times, so I told them “anytime between 5-6am” 
Bin Man:
7 a.m - we are not allowed to go out any earlier due to the noise.
I wish someone would tell that to the Biffa guys who turn up at 04:45 to empty the bins at the nursing home next door
JAKEY:
Back in my days on Brs Oxford ,we had a great tramper called Ron (Rocket )Wilmot , he was asked by transport office to run nights ! he bluntly refused saying if Humans were made to work at night ,god would have fitted headlights in our forehead !!!he never did do nights ,tramped in the day only . rip Ron , by the way mate i got your wee Scania dirty
I always say that I’m like Cinderella, and that if I’m in my carriage at midnight I swear it will turn into a pumpkin, and that in the interest of health and safety that should never be allowed to happen