peirre:
They say that you are never more than 6ft from a rat, you just don’t normally see them
I’m only worried by the rats that are 6ft vertical… The ones that offer you a christmas cracker ring for some of your diesel, because they’ve only got euros in their pocket, which you won’t be interested in taking… Usually parked up on the most woody corner of the service area truck park (as described above…) with their APNR unreadable plates, incapable-of-passing-MOT G-Reg van, side door concealing oil drum and stirrup pump set-up, and of course no security ever bothering them, because brudders are a recognized nation/religion/ethnicity these days… 