If you’re forced to buy an electric car one day, - you could do worse than buy a car that literally saves your life.
I see the Tesla as the ultimate “Mondeo Man” car, and as a Mondeo driver of many years standing - my tuppenceworth is that a Tesla is something to aspire to for the reason you are less likely to perish in it than other cars - plain and simple.
I therefore cast my lot with the “Crap it ain’t” remark above. 
…and I don’t even like anything Green don’t forget!
On the other hand, attempting to drive a flatbed around a corner like “Tron” - should be a sure fire way of losing one’s licence in one hit, not get a bloody fine not much larger than the cost of a sitdown slap-up meal, and insufficient points on licence to even make one ineligable for a HGV job application nowadays… 