Mail Unordered Death?

Winseer:
Wot’s this I receive through my letterbox this morning?

“We recently invited you to take part in an NHS bowel cancer screening. Your bowel cancer screening test kit is enclosed”

Yes folks, I’m literally invited to stick this unsolicited “kit” up my own arse, and around the corner - and it’s from■■?

Says “NHS” all over it…

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I get test kits for various things every so often - they can either help you or give the NHS more information about us that they can use. I really can’t see the problem - it’s up to you if you want to know whether or not you’ve got bowel cancer. If you’d rather not know that’s fine - personally I’d rather catch it early.