ady1:
id rather pay a tenner for ■■■ than a tenner for a d.v.d
A whole tenner, crikey, we’re not the only people on low pay then 
why not google free ■■■■■■■ then you may think twice over what your missing this xmas
■■■■■■00:
why not google free ■■■■■■■ then you may think twice over what your missing this xmas
Too costly to maintain,
I,ll have to buy ■■■■ lingerie , and aftershave for the same
person at christmas 
And i,ll be walking into
work like John Wayne. 
but macka youd be a prouder man
Koop:
Do you do any uphill gardening?
pmsl,no nor do i “dance at the other end of the ballroom,or like tina turner as my best singer”.
There’s nowt wrong with me and I’m not a ■■■■, but they do nuffink for me.
Have to add though i’m not a fan of commercial ■■■■, you know the ones where they are obviously acting: "oh yeah right there, oh my god thats it, oh yeah etc etc
Prefer homemade/ ■■■■■■ ■■■■. Theres a great website that people (including brits) submit their own stuff onto. PM me if u want the address as i’m sure the powers that be on here will disaprove if i post it.
(PS its a straight web site even though i’m not - confused? 
)