sniper:
one from my coaching days, forgetting you’re car doesn’t have a speedlimiter
Yeah that’s a dodgy one! 
How about the yard is full and you back no problem looking really cool then your heart sinks when its empty and you are still there 8 shunts later! 
Hey Lady,
How do get on with them TNT tandum trailers? I am personnally fantastic at reversing except for them, they have a mind of their own I generally take 6 attempts 
at least it keeps the tug drivers amused
I haven’t been near one thank god!!! I dread to think of the performance I could come up with. 
A benign smile crosses your face in your car, rather than making some utterance when you go near a 7.5tonne weight limit and you go through just for the hell of it .
your an experienced driver after the first day behind the wheel and more experienced after the second day and so on, unfortunately experience dosn’t necessarily mean your any better than you were when you started.