“Please be patient,
I already have 9 points on my licence.”
“If it has ■■■■ or tyres, it’s trouble!”
use to have “living on a prayer” on the back of one of my old units 
On a scanny in Aberdeen
" Built by a swede"
" Driven by a neep"
Quality!!!
not on the rear of cab but we had this on me dads old daf
Flat out
■■■■ the emissions
On the m6 " if the pipes are glowin she’ll nae be slowin " 
class
How about.
Back Load Required.
On the back of my 2001 Foden M11 440■■■■■■■ I had:
“Now you’re sucking diesel Cecil”!!!
phantom309:
not on the rear of cab but we had this on me dads old daf
That’s class, I’ll have to get that made up for mine!
on the back of my mates cab was
Swap my DAF for a Merc,
I would rather **** the dog
and alongside the slogan was a picture of Scooby Doo
i am thinking of a similar slogan, but swap Merc for Scania
Saw this in cairn lodge yesterday
" Dip me in chocolate and feed me to the lesbians"
We bought an ex owners drivers daf once, on the back of the cab it said,
“” To those who believed in me, Thank You. “”
“” To those who didn’t. F@@K You “”
He lasted 10 months then went bust. We got a daf with all the bells and whistles on for a really good price from the ■■■■■■ back company.
WhiteWhiteWhite:
We bought an ex owners drivers daf once, on the back of the cab it said,“” To those who believed in me, Thank You. “”
“” To those who didn’t. [zb] You “”
He lasted 10 months then went bust. We got a daf with all the bells and whistles on for a really good price from the ■■■■■■ back company.
That’s the classic way to go bust for an OD, buy a brand-new truck with £1,500 a month+ to pay on finance.
You got the truck for a good price because some other poor wooden-headed sap had stood the cost of depreciation by forfeiting his house.
Seen this (or similar) on the back of a few:
Harry Monk:
WhiteWhiteWhite:
We bought an ex owners drivers daf once, on the back of the cab it said,“” To those who believed in me, Thank You. “”
“” To those who didn’t. [zb] You “”
He lasted 10 months then went bust. We got a daf with all the bells and whistles on for a really good price from the ■■■■■■ back company.
That’s the classic way to go bust for an OD, buy a brand-new truck with £1,500 a month+ to pay on finance.
You got the truck for a good price because some other poor wooden-headed sap had stood the cost of depreciation by forfeiting his house.
We have bought many like this. Should start at the bottom and work up.
On the back of an R.T Keedwell’s Premium today “Recycled Volvo” , made me smile 
On the back of my sons Magnum it read ‘Big Mac & Flies’
What about the classic
Black smoke dont mean its broke