berewic:
The BP truck stops used to be quite good and kept up a European standard for almost a week before slowly returning to the UK default setting of being served by the toilet cleaner with the grub that got re- microwaved from yesterdays slop.
Brilliant, almost a week 
With the Hollies, it took me 25 years to find the toilets. I haven’t used it for a long time but had to do a changeover with a French driver and he told me where the toilets were. I bet he was impressed