Half an acre■■? Thats not an allotment thats a flaming farm . Aside from my pathological dislike of any kind of digging , I have just given up the demon tobacco and could be prone to sudden violent bouts of rage . Other mu er customers of your no doubt over priced attraction could be in mortal danger at these times . Surely there must be a large pool of mentally challenged in Macc who could be conned into joining your scheme , just let it be known that there is a buried hoard there , that should get them enrolled . I’m staying in Buxton there are no rivers where I live . I could be cajoled into coming in spring , but in a supervisory role providing there is any cider left by then . Ta ta for now .