Punchy Dan:
Don’t know Dave ,I been too busy on the beach
Well, at least he’s taken to thinking up new excuses, Dave. I must make a note of those, Busy on the beach, Downing real ale, Chomping Welsh lamb. They’re certainly new ones to me! I suppose he’ll have run short of funds after yet another of his fancy exotic holidays- didn’t know you could get a Ryanair flight from Derby International to Nefyn. 
I wouldn’t be surprised if the moths have gnawed their way through the contents by now, Pete.
And about those cheques that he and his ■■■■■■■■ pal keep claiming are “in the post”…………………. 