Here’s some positive news…the UK has signed a continuity deal with the Faroe Islands (population 50778) so trade can continue with this important partner post Brexit.
Speaking outside his Somerset stately Home, Mr Jacob Rees-Mogg told assembled tenants and villagers. “You see, I said everything would work out for the best” before some local primary-school children recited:
“God bless the squire and his relations
and keep us in our proper stations.”