Texting doesn’t count as using a mobile phone

Blunder Man:
No it was either Traffic Cops or Police interceptors cant remember which one, as a matter of interest have you noticed in these days of a shortage of Fuzz, how many turn up for a good high speed chase?, try getting one to come round your house because the local “Travelling Community” or “Gangs of thieves” as they are known here have just nicked £700 quids worth of tools out of your shed, suddenly “there is no one available”, all out on car chases I suppose, last week on the bridge over the M180 near me there was 4 police cars and 6 Policemen clocking speeders.

That’s because speeding is such a heanous crime, and the perpetrators are the re-incarnation of the beelsebub himself. You have been warned… O and it’s easy money, commonly known as pro-active policing/targeted.