Why are Brits so slovenly?

anybody give me the polish for

‘can you please stop throwing nappies out of your front bedroom window’

and

can you stop you child from throwing stones at my fence/windows/car please

and

can you turn the volume down on your gob please

and

can you stop hammering nails into your wall at all hours of the day and night

it’ll help with my neighbours, 6 in a 2 bedroom victorian terrace

and if you want to see litter come to sunny wellingborough