rigsby:
Ha ha , you’re all doomed , wait until you reach retirement and there are none of the everyday things to remind you . Open the laptop to see what day/date it is , remembering things from years ago but forgetting what you had for dinner yesterday . It only gets worse as time takes its toll . In response to Dipper’s remarks , what are labia and what did I used to do with them ?
They were for finger washing I think Dave? 
Eh, these lads think they have it bad now, just wait a few years and you realise that as you age each day is the best it will ever be and tomorrow will be worse! There, that’s cheered you all up hasn’t it haha! 
Pete.