the nodding donkey:
Radar19:
If you did that to me, I’d let down 5 of your tyres then pour adblue in your diesel tank.Nah, just ■■■■ in his ad blue tank. Revenge is a dish best served cold…
Thats no good! Adloo is urea ie p1ss 
A big ■■■■ and balls (yes childish i know 
) sprayed over the drivers door in red paint always does the trick…or if you have enough paint 13metres of ‘bellend’ down the side of the trailer…thats always eye catching that one…