It was good to see you Richard in church the other day, after you left the police were called…
Something to do with the collection tray going walkabout 
…now i know times are hard for us pensioners,
but could they have it back please 
…if you need a sub, have a word with either Ray,Buzzer or Charlie…they’re all loaded. 
On a serious note, it may surprise you lot to hear that as a nipper in the early 60’s i was a regular churchgoer…i used to sing in the choir
at St.Peter and St.Pauls church in Fareham…as well as being a choirboy ( i await the sarcastic comments ) and an alter boy, yes i wore
a cassock and surplus, i was also a campanologist there…
I was also a member of the school choir as well as the school orchestra where i played a flute. ( Fareham County Secondary School )
Where and when did it all go wrong ■■ 