Silliest excuse you have heard at an accident

Was at a roundabout years ago looked right no car. Bmw came winging round corner and caught bacl of trailer. Was a right off.

Guy said he was on eccys so was a bit dazed.

Police came and breathalised us.

Insurance phoned and on way to hub all be it a bit late.

Pre drug test kits obviously but he was out jos banger

Only thought was i wish that was me as it was a saturday nightshift.