Self appointed traffic marshalls

GORDON 50:
But zip merging doesn’t seem to work in this country

I’ve heard that excuse in several countries before and it’s simply not true. In line with many here, I also used to be the dimwit blocking a lane until common sense got ahold of me. If both lanes are equally crowded will no-one feel unequal.

The problem is actually the misinformed folk who change lanes too early.