It never ceases to amaze me how many drivers turn up to cover my company vehicle when I’m on Holiday and actually spend a week in it. Not only that it’s spotless when I get back.
Not even my trademark ■■■■ on the steering wheel party peice puts these buggers off.
It’s now becoming a bit of a challenge but I reckon cooking a ■■■ in the microwave should be a game changer.