If you’re having a classics section, you need an arena commentator in a cloth cap who speaks like Worzel Gummidge and makes up the information as he goes along;
“Nice Foden Alpha, probably a 400 ■■■■■■■ underneath…might be a Caterpillar but only firms who ran plant bought Cats…have you visited the craft tent? Lovely bars of homemade soap for sale and some knitted tea cosys…got the stationary engines up next pumping some water into a bath and then some folk music…”
And truck exhibitors pay towards this nonsense.