Condoms

Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms. They would become fashionable and companies would probably advertise more openly. Just a few examples…

Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Vauxhall condoms - Raising the Standard!
Sony Condoms - Do not underestimate the power of Sony Condoms.
Microsoft Condoms - Where do you want to go today?
KFC Condoms - Finger Licking Good.
Burger King Condoms - Home of the Whopper.
M&Ms Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
Minstrels Condoms - Melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Muller Light condoms - So much pleasure, but where’s the pain.
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load
Tesco Condoms - Every little helps
Sainsbury Condoms - Making life taste better
Abbey National Condoms - Because life’s complicated enough
Coca Cola Condoms - The Real Thing.
Ever Ready Condoms - Keep going and going…
Flash Condoms - Just sit back, relax and let flash do all the hard work.
Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.
ESSO Condoms - The Eye of the Tiger
Macintosh Condoms - It does more, it costs less, it’s that simple.
Pringles Condoms - Once you pop, you can’t stop.
Goodyear Condoms - For a longer ride go wide
■■■■ condoms - No comment required!
Philips Condoms - Lets make things better!
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
BT condoms - Stay in touch!
Halfords Condoms - We go the extra mile!
Pringles Condoms - Once you pop you can’t stop.
National Lottery Condoms - It could be you!
Energizer condoms - It keeps going and going and going…
The Star Trek Condom - To boldly go where no man has gone before.
Bounty condoms - A taste of paradise.
Pedigree chum condoms - Top breeders recommend it.
Nokia condoms - Connecting people.
One-2-One condoms - Who would you most like to have a 1-2-1 with?
Vodafone condoms - How are you?
and last but not least…
Windows condoms - Plug and Play!

Stolen from Biker Site

Not to mention The Ford Motor Cos fascination with ■■■■, Fiesta, ■■■■■■, and a nice import called Capri, I cant really see Focus, Fusion and C-Max taking off, although I wouldnt mind seeing Seats ad for the Ibiza!!!

Kev

Oh and Britsh leyland werent far off the mark with the Mini Mayfair!!

Kev

I have a nice little SEAT ad for the Panda, if you would like it PM me with your email address and I’ll post it - only 1.01Mb

Jules

You’ve either got a one track mind or too much time on your hands :smiley: :laughing: .

Condoms are named after a Colonel Condom now think of the military terms that would take thier usage into an area in need of moderation. :unamused: :unamused: