Jokes

John Wayne arrives in Tuscon and decides it’s time to have a couple of beers in the local saloon.

He has his beers and leaves the saloon only to find his horse has been stolen, so he goes back in and orders another beer and tells the crowd in the saloon, that his horse had better be back where it was or the same will happen here as it did in Dodge City.

So one of the crowd shouts to him “What did happen in Dodge city”? “well” says John - " I had to walk didn’t I" :laughing: