Have you had the chop!

Did 20 odd years ago , no big deal ,until . Mrs fttm took the kids to her mums the next morning for a few days , letting me relax with feet up without them jumping on me etc , all well until I decided to order a pizza delivery, then whilst hobbling to put the box in the bin outside I caught one side of the box on the door while opening it which sent the opposite corner straight into my nadgers , tennis balls next morning .