Muppets that come in to the cinema when the film has started by 20 minutes.
An elderly couple stumbled in an hour in.
Cinemas that sell hot food to eat while watching a film and noisy snacks and wrapping being opened in the quiet parts of the film.
The obsession the English have have with the detailed weather reports, just look out the window, unless you are fishing boat skipper in the North sea, or the Women’s Institute organisers, who want to erect their marquees to sell Victoria sponge cake and tea, to check the gale forecast, who cares.