JollyJack:
You wont believe this!..
You got that right fella!
wing-nut:
He’s got to say his prayers 5 times a day and there ain’t too many mosques on the M40 yet so he has to do it where he can
I totally agree.
If he wants to do it in lane 1 or 2 I’m up for that also 
I have seen this though on the h/s M25
same as Reef above, I don’t either.
probably go down well in the drivers waiting room though.
I was in our local Indian restaurant once and during the course of the meal I received a call from nature, now as our local I am normally on my best behaviour especially as ‘she who must be satisfied’ is accompanying me for the evening (would have left the wife at home but didnt fancy kissing here tara).
Anyway I proceeded to the restrooms which I must say had a serious lack of gloryholes but I did notice a brown fella bobbing up and down on a prayer mat. Now fueled by a little too much vodka and redbull my not so PC alter ego enquired if he needed assistance starting his magic carpet. Well it all kicked off after that and I found myself on the receiving end of a load of shouted gibberish from the gentleman in question to which I enquired if he was casting a spell. This made things worse for some reason.
Well to cut a half true story short the wife dragged me off home for some GBH of the earhole. Although that was mainly because one of her mates started to go on about me being a ‘bloody liability’ and apparently my retort of ‘dont you start fatty’ is a bad thing to say to an anorexic.
. Your talents are wasted David. (Probably echoes your school report I imagine )
Dipper_Dave:
I was in our local Indian restaurant once and during the course of the meal I received a call from nature, now as our local I am normally on my best behaviour especially as ‘she who must be satisfied’ is accompanying me for the evening (would have left the wife at home but didnt fancy kissing here tara).Anyway I proceeded to the restrooms which I must say had a serious lack of gloryholes but I did notice a brown fella bobbing up and down on a prayer mat. Now fueled by a little too much vodka and redbull my not so PC alter ego enquired if he needed assistance starting his magic carpet. Well it all kicked off after that and I found myself on the receiving end of a load of shouted gibberish from the gentleman in question to which I enquired if he was casting a spell. This made things worse for some reason.
Well to cut a half true story short the wife dragged me off home for some GBH of the earhole. Although that was mainly because one of her mates started to go on about me being a ‘bloody liability’ and apparently my retort of ‘dont you start fatty’ is a bad thing to say to an anorexic.
the maoster:
+1
Reef:
JollyJack:
You wont believe this!..You got that right fella!
To be fair, I believe it because ive seen something similar on the M8 just at Glasgow fort. 3 men on the grass verge praying. Its supposed to be illegal to stop on the motorway except in an emergency but can you imagine the outcry if the police stopped them?
Dipper_Dave:
Now fueled by a little too much vodka and redbull my not so PC alter ego enquired if he needed assistance starting his magic carpet.
It wasn’t this magic carpet was it?
youtu.be/lqlrru1V69E
Yup, I don’t believe it. IT NEVER HAPPENED. Grow up.
wood fuel:
Yup, I don’t believe it. IT NEVER HAPPENED. Grow up.
Where do you come from ? Shropshire or is it Stropshire 
You wont believe this!..
Your right we don’t, Your timeline is improbable to say the least… I would say that you posted to make yourself look big and clever- didn’t work I am afraid .
If your going to try to troll at least try something believable and possible - would hate for you to end up looking a complete dork- oh wait, too late
I feel sorry for the fella - If he would have done this on the A14 at least he would have been pointing east. Must be a wasted prayer pointing south on the M40?
There ya go JollyJack, you’ve just been told off by the headmaster.
An what’s this 111 number ? Try 101 then you may get a better response …
Stood on Megrahi ,s prayer mat once he was not amused [emoji854]