Win-Stone:
It’s again coming up to that time of year when the cretins, sorry, tourists confirm to myself and countless others that they can’t drive for toffee.The A82 between Fort Bill and Inverness.
It has things called ‘corners’.
All cars are fitted with things called ‘steering wheels’If you turn the ‘steering wheel’ the car changes direction.
Unfortunately, too many cretins, sorry again, tourists, seem to be incapable of turning the said ‘wheel’ while doing more than about 20 or 30mph.On a 60mph road!
They also, on the few occasions where the road is straight (ish) and you could safely overtake, invariably disappear in a cloud of dust as they speed up to xxmph – meaning that you can’t get past them then either.
Oh, and they are oblivious to the two mile tail-back that they cause because they are so busy admiring the scenery that they can’t use their mirrors. That would be multi-tasking.
…… and they can’t use parking places to let the traffic clear because …… well, “why should they”?
Of course, flash them, or blow your horn at them, and they’ll report you to the Police for ‘Harassment’ or Tail-gating.
(if a fully laden Artic is climbing all over the back of your car to the point where the driver could probably clean your rear screen, then it’s a hint that you might, just might, be going a tad too bloody slow!)It gets worse: An amazing number of cretins, blast, tourists, drive things called ‘campers’.
Do they know how wide they are?
Do they [zb]
Are they convinced that the thing is as wide as a supertanker?
Yes!Is it their fault when they lose a wing-mirror to a lorry because they insist on driving with the wheels on, or over, the white line?
No… their camper is HUGE, so it’s obviously the Lorry’s fault.…… And this will go on until the middle/end of October.
Sob.
Muppet 
