I can put more ticks against that list than I want to
Two things recently…
1 ) Go upstairs , then stand on the landing trying to remember why I went upstairs in the first place.
2 ) Open the fridge door ,and stare inside trying to remember what I was looking for.
Scary…
Pat Hasler:
TheBigOne:
Your girlfriends ten years younger than you .Everything tastes like chicken .
Sarah only got coffee that night and thats all I got too.
We didn’t really bother about it until I met her mum when I collected her for a spin on the bike a few weeks after I started dating her. Realised Vicky’s only 19. I’m 29 . According to her mum I look about 19 though . (And yes, that’s a very recent photo).
You start listing reasons why you know you’re getting old
when you turn on a cassette player that someone has left an Andy Williams tape in and you like it.
When you are watching Top of the Pops you need to put the subtitles on to understand what they are singing about.
- You remember before it was bypassed & I…
- You know how to drive an eaton twin splitter.
- You realise its not only the hairs on your head that goes gray.
BryanH:
When you are watching Top of the Pops you need to put the subtitles on to understand what they are singing about.
Hahahahahaha…
you start laughing at terry wogans jokes
why has a irish gentleman’s surname who works on radio 2 on a morning had his surname censored ?
bigandy:
why has a irish gentleman’s surname who works on radio 2 on a morning had his surname censored ?
I’m only guessing, but I expect it’s something to do with the first three letters
It takes all night to do what you used to do all night…
(Fred Wedlock - The oldest ■■■■■■■ in town)
Wiretwister:
(Fred Wedlock - The oldest ■■■■■■■ in town)
saw him play live a long time ago
Denis F:
Wiretwister:
(Fred Wedlock - The oldest ■■■■■■■ in town)saw him play live a long time ago
You know you are getting old when you can remember Fred Wedlock!
(Guilty )
BryanH:
You know you are getting old when you can remember Fred Wedlock!(Guilty )
And I rub in Vick where I used to splash Brut.
I’ve just got some Brut for xmas!