IndigoJo:
And Duvenbeck – “the culture of logistics”. What does that even mean?
Sweaty sweary middle aged men grousing about the price of overnight parking i think.
Seen on the back of a little truck on the M25 several years ago:
PANIC TRUCK - phone 081 ■■■ xxxx - YOU PHONE - WE PANIC!
Steve
nsmith1180:
On WS, I do like the fact they have “Complacency Ruins Perfection” written on the back of the cabs. Why sticker up the back of a cab? Especially as the closest it will come to a truckfest is stuck nose first into the ditch by the showground.
“Complacency Ruins Perfection” was the favourite saying of Jon Kelly, whose company Heavy Haulage Australia was featured in the one series only Megatruckers on television.
Unfortunately, he got far too complacent about the ability of his company to meet its finance payments, and it collapsed earlier this year owing tens of millions of Australian dollars. He had some very nice kit indeed (including a lot of custom work on many of his tractor units), but he couldn’t bring in the work for all that expensive equipment.
Hubristic nonsense. Although it does make it so much more amusing when you see the same trailers propping up a low bridge. 
Waberers’s “Optimum Solution”
“a total logistics solution” (((shudders 
)))
“Supply Chain Solutions”
What does any of the bollix mean?
merc0447:
I get it in a management motto type thing but to put it on a truck is just leaving yourself open to ridicule. Is it not the wee daft school boy that runs WS for his dad? Would explain putting it on the trucks something a boy would do.
He ain’t that daft really is he?He don’t have to drive a truck for a living.
Gregory. - Delivering Winners
My fav was on the back of a maritime it said “is your parking brake on”
spoonman777:
merc0447:
I get it in a management motto type thing but to put it on a truck is just leaving yourself open to ridicule. Is it not the wee daft school boy that runs WS for his dad? Would explain putting it on the trucks something a boy would do.He ain’t that daft really is he?He don’t have to drive a truck for a living.
No real intelligence involved in having a silver spoon hanging out your mouth
What about bibbys “logistics without limits” 
Is Ge-Be the one that says ‘our prices won’t sting you’ or something…?
cargocargocargo:
Yep, my favourite at the moment, “Driven by Trailers”! Can’t remember whose it was.Think about it.
Its a trailer rental company, ICTS.
Innovative Logistics “SO MUCH MORE THAN YOU EXPECTED”…We all expected it to go skint
merc0447:
spoonman777:
merc0447:
I get it in a management motto type thing but to put it on a truck is just leaving yourself open to ridicule. Is it not the wee daft school boy that runs WS for his dad? Would explain putting it on the trucks something a boy would do.He ain’t that daft really is he?He don’t have to drive a truck for a living.
No real intelligence involved in having a silver spoon hanging out your mouth
He’s got his class 1, he did work on the Tesco contract for his dad.