Franglais:
eagerbeaver:
Been limping over the last few weeks and today I did a shift for Culina, Port Salford. I actually did a shift for them on Saturday and some of the load went over and I was asked to return it to the depot.
Went back in yesterday and did 3 drops in the North East with no issues whatsoever. They asked me to come back in this morning (0700 start) which I did, 2 drops- Preston and Bolton. Set off for Preston and I was just approaching the drop (James Hall) when my personal phone rang, so I pulled into the services next door. It was my agency who said that Culina had rang them and noticed from the telematics that I had ’ speeded ’ on a number of occasions yesterday. As a result of a partially shot load on the Saturday and these ’ speeding ’ reports from yesterday’s telematics, they wanted me to do a ’ driving assessment ’ next week for them 
I asked the agency lad if it would be paid (not that I would demean myself by doing one anyway 
 ), and he replied " No " 
So I explained that he should contact Culina and tell them that only slaves and prisoners should work for free. I then bought a paper, turned the wagon around, and drove it straight back down the motorway and parked it outside the security hut.
I handed the truck keys to the security lad and got in my car and came home for a nice cup of tea. So, what would you lot have done?
7 pages so far. Well, heres my take on it.  The day I got that phone call I would have simply carried on with the job I was on.  Why not? There is in this situation no threat of working without pay is there? There is no obligation to go and do an assessment if you dont want to, paid or unpaid its not going to affect what youve done, or are doing.
If you dont like the attitude of Culina, or anyone else, then dont do their assessment, dont work for them in the future, I get that, isnt that what agency is all about? But why walk off a job youve already started? That I dont get.
Cmon EB are you such a prima donna that a phone call asking you, (not obliging you) to do summat you dont fancy the following week, really upset you so much?? I never had you down as such a delicate flower, mate.
Would I have done an unpaid assessment for Culina? Well, Ive been in full time work for a long time, and find it interesting reading how agency work is changing and evolving. If I liked Culina and wanted to get lots of shifts for them, I probably would. Id do that to get a perm job, and doing multiple assessments seems to be expected if youre gonna be on agency. Working for agency has ups and downs, and thats one of the downs of agency isnt it? If I didnt much like them, I wouldnt.  Excuse my ignorance, but I seem to have read that lots of companies want an assessment drive before approving an agency driver? Have I got that wrong? Does this mean, EB, youre not going to do ANY unpaid assessment drives? Aren`t you limiting where you can work if you follow that through?
So, would I have turned around and taken that truck back? No.
Would I do an unpaid assessment? Maybe.
Just to answer a couple of your points Monsieur 
Your initial instincts are correct, I am no delicate flower 
 The agency I have been attending for didn’t request any initial assessment drives for any of their customers and I have done a number of shifts for Culina last year so had no problems with them and they had none with me.
As for ’ unpaid ', Beaver doesn’t do sweet FA for nowt, regardless of if it leads to other/better avenues or not. It’s the principle of the thing.
The bottom line is this; Culina have spat the dummy because of a partially shot load. The pointy shoe wearing agency bellends have not been paid and they are refusing (at this early stage) to pay me for one shift. The actual shift I had the load problem with, I have been already paid for 
I knew the sharp haircut crew were going to start being knobheads, I can sniff a bellend from 1000 feet (DD taught me well) and knew after the phone call regarding the driving assessment request that I wouldn’t be doing any more Culina shifts which is why I drove the truck straight back and went playing golf.