Would you double man with him?

Seeing as how it is p1551ng down outside, and I cannot get into the garden for a couple of hours, before i take my usual stroll to the boozer, I am feeling a bit anti-social. :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue:

I am therefore expanding my original post on this thread- quote"-I,m waiting for the “Would you double man with a Scouser " post. :smiley: D,yerKnowWorrImeanDareLa :wink:” - to make it a bit more inclusive, if not controversial. :smiling_imp: :smiling_imp:

Here goes.It will now become—" I,m waiting for the “Would you double man with a Scouser / Jock/Paddy/ Taffy/ Expatriate non UK Taxpaying truck drivers, living the life of Riley over there in the USofA and Canada (mentioning no names) :wink: :wink: post. Any or all of whom can be of their chosen ■■■■■■ orientation. Be of any race or colour.Hopefully not racist in their views. Also that they should definitely NOT be either Religious or anti-Religious maniacs :smiley: D,yerKnowWorrImeanDareLa :wink:”

Personally. I am in a class of my own. I,m originally from Bairkinedd. No-one makes anti-Scouse jokes about us, within earshot Cos we are all dead ard, and they,d get battered if they did. :laughing: :laughing:

ps.I have just read “Pauls” joke. Its a cracker. pmsl. :smiley: :smiley: :smiley:

Paul:
Did you hear about the Scouse truck driver, he had just picked up a load of easter eggs and was driving down the East Lancs road when he spotted a couple at the side of the road with a motor bike. Being a keen biker himself he pulled over to offer his help. After deciding they couldnt fix it at the road side the trucker suggested they put the bike and the riders in the back of the trailer and he would drop them off at the next garage. Further along the road he gets a pull off the old bill. " what ya carrying " asks old bill " full load of scouse eggs" says driver " scouse eggs whats them" says old bill " well they are the latest in fertillity treatment for scousers" says the driver " sorry drive I dont believe you I need to check the load" “ok but I did warn you” says the driver. They go to the rear of the truck open the doors and immediatly the old bill shuts the doors again and gets on the radio " Sarge sarge I need immediate assisitance " " I’ve just stopped a truck on the East lancs road he’s carrying a load of Scouse eggs, two of them have hatched and already they have nicked a motorbike" :slight_smile: :slight_smile:

old as t’hills.

I think some of you arrisholes on here need a visit from this chap cos you are full of it :smiley:

Nowt wrong with Liverpool. I go once a year to visit my alloy wheels.
I ain’t saying it’s rough either. But the window cleaner does use a sander! :smiley:

BIGRIG:
0 I think some of you arrisholes on here need a visit from this chap cos you are full of it :smiley:

CALM DOWN LAAA!!!

dreva:

MisterStrood:
I would not, I hate them and their mass migration to Europe which is protected by the most useless organisation called European Court of Human Rights which protects people from outside Europe mainly illegals.
Also I do not like thinking that racism is a crime as all I see that it is only if white says something, others (coloured ) can do and say what they want ( because ECoHR protects them )
I read few days ago about white English woman that was told to leave government office because she was breastfeeding her baby and it offended muslims sitting there, HOW ABOUT I AM OFFENDED BY PEOPLE IN TURBANS AND BURKAS !!! :imp:

not being ■■■■ but indians wear turbins not muslims and indians would be really insulted by that as they hate muslims more tthan anyone :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

All I mean is that they have more rights than us in our lands.

Squiddy:
It is not their fault that they were brainwashed in to believing such stupid stories at a young age, but I do hate religion. I don’t hate muslims I just hate islam. I dont hate christians I just hate christianity etc etc.

Actually I have to agree with that.

dreva:

MisterStrood:
I would not, I hate them and their mass migration to Europe which is protected by the most useless organisation called European Court of Human Rights which protects people from outside Europe mainly illegals.
Also I do not like thinking that racism is a crime as all I see that it is only if white says something, others (coloured ) can do and say what they want ( because ECoHR protects them )
I read few days ago about white English woman that was told to leave government office because she was breastfeeding her baby and it offended muslims sitting there, HOW ABOUT I AM OFFENDED BY PEOPLE IN TURBANS AND BURKAS !!! :imp:

not being ■■■■ but indians wear turbins not muslims and indians would be really insulted by that as they hate muslims more tthan anyone :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

I think you mean Sikhs, not Indians.

In India, it used to be the higher status people who wore turbans, the lower status people couldn’t afford them and were not aloud to wear them.

If you’re going to be ■■■■, at least be correct. :unamused:

Indians are a Race like English, not a religion such as Sikhs, Muslims, Islams, Jews, Christians, Catholics, Buddhists etc etc etc…

There’s that many religions in the world, they can’t all be right, which means, they’re all wrong :laughing:

Personally, I don’t really have any religious beliefs, but I don’t expect everyone else to drop theirs either, they don’t force theirs upon me and I won’t complain about them.

waynedl:

dreva:

MisterStrood:
I would not, I hate them and their mass migration to Europe which is protected by the most useless organisation called European Court of Human Rights which protects people from outside Europe mainly illegals.
Also I do not like thinking that racism is a crime as all I see that it is only if white says something, others (coloured ) can do and say what they want ( because ECoHR protects them )
I read few days ago about white English woman that was told to leave government office because she was breastfeeding her baby and it offended muslims sitting there, HOW ABOUT I AM OFFENDED BY PEOPLE IN TURBANS AND BURKAS !!! :imp:

not being ■■■■ but indians wear turbins not muslims and indians would be really insulted by that as they hate muslims more tthan anyone :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

I think you mean Sikhs, not Indians.

In India, it used to be the higher status people who wore turbans, the lower status people couldn’t afford them and were not allowed to wear them.

If you’re going to be ■■■■, at least be correct. :unamused:

FTFY :wink: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue:

waynedl:

dreva:

MisterStrood:
I would not, I hate them and their mass migration to Europe which is protected by the most useless organisation called European Court of Human Rights which protects people from outside Europe mainly illegals.
Also I do not like thinking that racism is a crime as all I see that it is only if white says something, others (coloured ) can do and say what they want ( because ECoHR protects them )
I read few days ago about white English woman that was told to leave government office because she was breastfeeding her baby and it offended muslims sitting there, HOW ABOUT I AM OFFENDED BY PEOPLE IN TURBANS AND BURKAS !!! :imp:

not being ■■■■ but indians wear turbins not muslims and indians would be really insulted by that as they hate muslims more tthan anyone :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

I think you mean Sikhs, not Indians.

In India, it used to be the higher status people who wore turbans, the lower status people couldn’t afford them and were not aloud to wear them.

If you’re going to be ■■■■, at least be correct. :unamused:

Indians are a Race like English, not a religion such as Sikhs, Muslims, Islams, Jews, Christians, Catholics, Buddhists etc etc etc…

There’s that many religions in the world, they can’t all be right, which means, they’re all wrong :laughing:

Personally, I don’t really have any religious beliefs, but I don’t expect everyone else to drop theirs either, they don’t force theirs upon me and I won’t complain about them.

I am turban wearing Sikh trucker, born bred in UK and proud to be British. No doubt some people won’t see past my outward appearance but I guess that’s there narrow minded outlook on life and people. I don’t enforce my views on anyone, pay tax and have never been in trouble with the law.

I have met some outstanding people from all walks of life while trucking and generally excellent bunch of people out there, no doubt you get some odd people who can’t and won’t accept that the world is not exactly how they want it and so lash out and form some odd view of the world. ‘Religion’ I guess is there to make a person a better person as everyone needs guidance, if that aint happening then it’s the person that’s needs to sort them self out. We all have a set of morals whether we accept that or not and they are formed from somewhere whether that be ‘religion’, social friends, social interest i.e. sports, as fellow humans we need to ensure our morals are non discriminatory based on someone’s colour or outward looking appearance, surely we should look at the actions of the person before making judgement.
I’ve had alot of help and come across friendly people in the trucking world but also faced racism.

For those who don’t like Sikh wearing turbans please look into British history. 80000+ Sikhs died in ww1/2 and fought alongside white brothers. If you ever get to meet war veterans ask them what they think and how they fought together. Sikh community at that time received the most Victoria Cross from the queen per head and was the highest volunteering community to join British army from India. Anyway just some facts I hope people will digest and think about before racially abusing someone wearing a turban.
Despite all this I don’t class the white population as being racist and I speak highly of British whenever I go. :smiley:

“The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.”

This announcement followed Ferrari’s decision to take advantage of the British government’s ‘Work for your Dole’ scheme and employ some Liverpool youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Mersey Side were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari’s existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team.

However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the crew’s first practice session, not only was the Liverpool pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Lewis Hamilton’s bird shagging them in the shower.

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dreva:

MisterStrood:
I would not, I hate them and their mass migration to Europe which is protected by the most useless organisation called European Court of Human Rights which protects people from outside Europe mainly illegals.
Also I do not like thinking that racism is a crime as all I see that it is only if white says something, others (coloured ) can do and say what they want ( because ECoHR protects them )
I read few days ago about white English woman that was told to leave government office because she was breastfeeding her baby and it offended muslims sitting there, HOW ABOUT I AM OFFENDED BY PEOPLE IN TURBANS AND BURKAS !!! :imp:

not being ■■■■ but indians wear turbins not muslims and indians would be really insulted by that as they hate muslims more tthan anyone :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

i think you will find its sikh’s that wear turbans not indians

daleyboy:
“The Ferrari F1 team fired their entire pit crew yesterday.”

This announcement followed Ferrari’s decision to take advantage of the British government’s ‘Work for your Dole’ scheme and employ some Liverpool youngsters.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from Mersey Side were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari’s existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech equipment.

It was thought to be an excellent, bold move by the Ferrari management team as most races are won and lost in the pits, giving Ferrari an advantage over every other team.

However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for! At the crew’s first practice session, not only was the Liverpool pit crew able to change all four wheels in under 6 seconds but, within 12 seconds, they had re-sprayed, re-badged and sold the car to the Mclaren team for 8 cases of Stella, a bag of weed and some photos of Lewis Hamilton’s bird shagging them in the shower.

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