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Why was that, did he drive like a prick ?
GS

i recall seeing a flash looking jag in a car park in brighton , reg no. BOL10X

rigsby:
i recall seeing a flash looking jag in a car park in brighton , reg no. BOL10X

And an electrician in Sheffield - A13 AMP.

rigsby:
i recall seeing a flash looking jag in a car park in brighton , reg no. BOL10X

That belongs to some comedian, damned if I can remember who though…

There used to be a Rolls Royce car around here some years ago that had two sets of number plates.
When a lady was driving it,the registration was 559 UNK,but at times there was a geezer driving it and the registration read:
5 59UNK (■■■■■).
Haven’t seen it for a while.

Saw a horse box down south a few weeks ago with the reg:
HO 55 ESS,arranged to read HOSSESS

After leaving school I did a stint as an an apprentice panel beater and the companies moto was ------- You Bend Them, We Mend Them.

And not forgetting a question that was asked on the back of a toilet door at Watford Gap Services (north bound) circa 1973.

We all know who put the T in Britain but who put the c—t in Scunthorpe :open_mouth: .

When I worked for Ridgeways who specialised in the carriage of explosives, the registration number for my lorry was “J 5 BOM” :laughing: :laughing:

mushroomman:
After leaving school I did a stint as an an apprentice panel beater and the companies moto was ------- You Bend Them, We Mend Them.

And not forgetting a question that was asked on the back of a toilet door at Watford Gap Services (north bound) circa 1973.

We all know who put the T in Britain but who put the c—t in Scunthorpe :open_mouth: .

:laughing:
It wouldn’t be very pc of me to post what it said on the back of a toilet door in our Maltby depot,so I won’t. :laughing:

My mate used to say “Aye,them were t’days when we were on neets”. :smiley:

I was once asked by a Gilbraith driver “Now then Webby can yer not tell me t’names of some lorries that begin wi t’letter “T”?”
So I said “err Thorneycroft and Tilling Stevens”.
“Nay,worrabout t’ERF,t’AEC and t’Atkinson?” he said. :laughing:

hiya,
Henry had a little hen he named her Henrietta,
She failed to lay an egg one day, so Henrietta.
thanks harry long retired,

Posh London woman visiting Barnsley for first time.It was carnival day and town was packed.
Says to taxi driver “Driver,has there been a fete?”

“No love,but there will be when t’pubs turn out”.

DoYouMeanMe?:

rigsby:
i recall seeing a flash looking jag in a car park in brighton , reg no. BOL10X

That belongs to some comedian, damned if I can remember who though…

I was once told that Jimmy Tarbuck had the reg nos COM 1 C on his roller !
Wonder he never got done under the Trades Descriptions Act !

Big Leggy:

DoYouMeanMe?:

rigsby:
i recall seeing a flash looking jag in a car park in brighton , reg no. BOL10X

That belongs to some comedian, damned if I can remember who though…

I was once told that Jimmy Tarbuck had the reg nos COM 1 C on his roller !
Wonder he never got done under the Trades Descriptions Act !

Yeah he had that plate on a Merc as well, and he wasn’t funny then, don’t think he ever has been or will be.