the nodding donkey:
Latique:
clearly swerved to avoid the cyclistWhat cyclist?
Fer christ’s sake ND, didn’t you notice the pink efelant on the bike.
Oi!!! That was Mrs B out for a ride.
Cheeky sod.
eagerbeaver:
Oi!!! That was Mrs B out for a ride.Cheeky sod.
ROADRANGER:
It may well be a Belgian trailer,but,pound to a penny the tractor is from Bulgaria or Hungary.
+1
peterm:
eagerbeaver:
Oi!!! That was Mrs B out for a ride.Cheeky sod.
I was trying to spare her blushes. . 
I appreciate the thought Mule! When I first got her the bike, I had two ninety degree steel plates welded on either side of the saddle for her arse cheeks to rest on for stability.
In a bizarre twist though, this caused her to ■■■■ even more than usual. I conducted a propulsion test by sending her down Windy Hill and her speed was impressive (almost caught Diesel Dog who was late for the Liverpool ferry…again).
Sadly though this resulted in an expensive day for me. The turbulence created caused one of her ■■■■ to rip a wing mirror off a MAN TGX as she passed it.